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Satire

Congress Should Demand a Registry of Nationally Approved Words

The Common Constitutionalist May 9, 2017

Humor: Hitler Finds Out Hillary Clinton Won’t Be Indicted By The FBI

Mac Slavo August 24, 2016

Mocking The Prophets Of Baal: The Beauty And Power Of Christian Satire (And Why So Many People Hate It)

Scott Buss July 4, 2016

Comedian Blows Gun Grabbers Away About Second Amendment

Hombre Sinnombre February 20, 2015

“Jobs for Jihadists” Applications Flood State Department

David Wood February 19, 2015

Vladimir Putin Wishes “Decadent, Dictatorial Americans” a Happy New Year (Satire with Commentary)

Suzanne Hamner December 30, 2013

ObamaFlowers – After all, Flowers are a Right too!

The Liberated Conservative December 4, 2013

Michelle Obama: You Can’t Just Want Change – You Have to Steal It (SATIRE)

John DeMayo September 26, 2013

From Russia with Love – Vladimir Putin’s Letter to Americans (Satire)

Tim Brown September 11, 2013

Republican Leaders Approve America as a One-Party State

Lawrence Sellin July 29, 2013

Holiday Travel Greetings from the TSA

Gordan Runyan October 29, 2012

The Presidential Reality Show

Steve Routszong August 21, 2012

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OLD GLORY – MADE IN USA – 2 LAYER – 100% COTTON – MASK

OLD GLORY FLAG MASK 100% MADE IN USA PRODUCT 100% Cotton double layered and stitched from USA Fabrics Exceeds all guidelines for fabric masks. REUSABLE - MACHINE WASHABLE WE ARE THE USA!

TRUMP 2020 – 2 LAYER – 100% COTTON – MASK – WHITE – MADE IN USA

TRUMP 2020 MASK - READY TO SHIP! 100% Cotton double layered and stitched from USA COTTON. 100% MADE IN THE USA PRODUCT. Exceeds all guidelines for fabric masks. REUSABLE - MACHINE WASHABLE These masks are 100% MADE IN THE USA down to the southern cotton fibers. They are the only 100% USA made mask on the market and the ONLY Trump 2020 masks available anywhere. Even the printing, packaging and product packing was done in the USA. GO TRUMP 2020!

Let’s MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Together MADE IN USA – 2 LAYER – 100% COTTON MASK

The Let's MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Together MADE IN USA MASK 100% Cotton double layered and stitched from USA COTTON FABRIC. 100% MADE IN USA PRODUCT. Exceeds all guidelines for fabric masks. REUSABLE - MACHINE WASHABLE WE ARE THE USA!

PUNISHER – TRUMP – 2 LAYER – 100% COTTON MASK – MADE IN USA

THE PUNISHER TRUMP MASK 100% Cotton double layered and stitched from USA COTTON. 100% MADE IN THE USA PRODUCT. Exceeds all guidelines for fabric masks. REUSABLE - MACHINE WASHABLE These masks are 100% MADE IN THE USA down to the southern cotton fabric. They are the only 100% USA made mask on the market with PUNISHER TRUMP. Even the printing, packaging and product packing was done in the USA by all USA products. WE ARE THE USA!

2 LAYER – 100% COTTON – MASK – MADE IN USA – BLACK OR WHITE

100% Cotton double layered and stitched from USA COTTON. 100% MADE IN THE USA PRODUCT. Exceeds all guidelines for fabric masks. REUSABLE - MACHINE WASHABLE - HIGH QUALITY STITCHING

THE FLAG – 2 LAYER – 100% COTTON – MASK – MADE IN USA

THE FLAG MASK 100% Cotton double layered and stitched from USA COTTON. 100% MADE IN THE USA PRODUCT. Exceeds all guidelines for fabric masks. REUSABLE - MACHINE WASHABLE These masks are 100% MADE IN THE USA down to the southern cotton fibers. They are the only 100% USA made mask on the market with THE FLAG. Even the printing, packaging and product packing was done in the USA. WE ARE THE USA!

TRUMP 2020 – 2 LAYER – 100% COTTON – MASK – WHITE OR BLACK -MADE IN USA

TRUMP 2020 MASK 100% Cotton double layered and stitched from USA COTTON. 100% MADE IN THE USA PRODUCT. Exceeds all guidelines for fabric masks. REUSABLE - MACHINE WASHABLE These masks are 100% MADE IN THE USA down to the southern cotton fibers. They are the only 100% USA made mask on the market and the ONLY Trump 2020 masks available anywhere. Even the printing, packaging and product packing was done in the USA. GO TRUMP 2020!

KN95/N95 Safety Mask with Anti-Viral Mesh with Ear Loops. FDA-GB2626-CE MEDICAL STANDARDS.

READ!!! PRODUCT >> description for more group shipping updates. MAJOR SHIPMENT ARRIVED 5/15/2020 ALL MASKS SHIP WITHIN 72 HOURS* See product description for updates.

UNIVERSAL 3-PLY ANTI-VIRAL MASK (10 PACK)

READ!!! PRODUCT >> description for shipping updates. MAJOR SHIPMENT ARRIVED 5/15/2020. ALL MASKS ORDERS SHIP WITHIN 72 HOURS*

ROCK EM’ SOCK EM’ TRUMP PEN

This Beautifully Sculpted Donald Trump "PUNCHING" & "TALKING" Figurine PEN says 10 Lines in Trump’s own Voice! It's almost 8 inches long and pen is surprisingly good for writing activities. "MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN" and this will do it.

Exclusive New Trump 2020 Silicone Rally Bracelet – RED WHITE BLUE

Wear your support of President Trump on your ~~sleeve~~ wrist with this high quality black silicone rally bracelet. Features debossed/painted lettering, stars, and stripes. This classy design is exclusive to Republican Legion; you won't find it anywhere else on the web.

Trump 2020 Pack #1: includes YARD SIGN – STICKER & PIN (PLEASE SHARE ON Facebook – Twitter – Instagram) GET THE WORD OUT! (Copy)

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP is what America NEEDS AND REQUIRES. Campaign seasons has begun. Get on the Trump train by picking up one or more of the #1 Trump 2020 Packs. Each pack includes a yard sign, bumper sticker (we may substitute a similar bumper sticker from the one shown here), and pin.

WOODS CAMO – Re-Elect Trump 2020 “Keep America Great” Hat

We invite you to display your affirmation of the work Trump and Pence have been doing for the American people, by boldly wearing one of this Re-Elect Trump 2020 hat. 3-D High Definition embroidery Embroidered 45 and USA on sides 6-Panel Structured Adjustable Velcro® Fastener 100% Acrylic

CAMO – Re-Elect Trump 2020 “Keep America Great” Hat

We invite you to display your affirmation of the work Trump and Pence have been doing for the American people, by boldly wearing one of this Re-Elect Trump 2020 hat. 3-D High Definition embroidery Embroidered 45 and USA on sides 6-Panel Structured Adjustable Velcro® Fastener 100% Acrylic

Trump Keep America First “CAR FLAG” (12″x 18″) – DOUBLE SIDED – TOP QUALITY FABRIC (Copy) (Copy)

These TRUMP KEEP AMERICA FIRST car flags are a perfect way for us to gear up for the coming election! They are extremely high quality with the best plastics and ROUGH TEX(tm) FABRIC and ARE DOUBLE SIDED!

Trump MAGA “CAR FLAG” (12″x 18″) – DOUBLE SIDED – TOP QUALITY FABRIC

These TRUMP MAGA car flags are a perfect way for us to gear up for the coming election! They are extremely high quality with the best plastics and ROUGH TEX(tm) FABRIC and ARE DOUBLE SIDED!

Trump Nation “CAR FLAG” (12″x 18″) – DOUBLE SIDED – TOP QUALITY FABRIC

These TRUMP NATION car flags are a perfect way for us to gear up for the coming election! They are extremely high quality with the best plastics and ROUGH TEX(tm) FABRIC and ARE DOUBLE SIDED!

Trump 2020 “CAR FLAG” (12″x 18″) – DOUBLE SIDED – TOP QUALITY FABRIC

These TRUMP 2020 car flags are a perfect way for us to gear up for the coming election! They are extremely high quality with the best plastics and ROUGH TEX(tm) FABRIC and ARE DOUBLE SIDED!

The FLAG – BUILD THE WALL – PIN – Limited Edition

WE LOVE OUR FLAG and WE NEED TO BUILD THE WALL!

BLINKING LIGHTS Trump 2020 USA RWB – “Keep America Great” – PIN (Red, White and Blue Lights)

Make a political statement with this fabulous light-up blinking patriotic button. Support the re-election of our GREAT President, Donald J. Trump in 2020. Let's "Keep America Great." Round button: Red, blue and gold design. 1 3/4 inch diameter Red, White and Blue blinking lights SEE THE VIDEO BELOW!

Don’t Tread On Me – Bumper Sticker (Zip-Strips Removable)

-Gadsden Themed Yellow and Black -Weatherproof Bumper Sticker -MADE IN THE USA -UV Protected -Zip Strips coating for easy removal

ROCK EM’ SOCK EM’ TRUMP PEN

This Beautifully Sculpted Donald Trump "PUNCHING" & "TALKING" Figurine PEN says 10 Lines in Trump’s own Voice! It's almost 8 inches long and pen is surprisingly good for writing activities. "MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN" and this will do it.

15″ Sound, Light and Pulsating Action CAMO Combat Toy

Flashing Lights and Sounds Twinkling Light on Tip & Light Up Scope Rotating Barrel Requires 3-AA Batteries (Not Included) Approx. 15 inches WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

14″ Super Sound and Light Pulsating Action SPACE WARS Toy (Black and Gold)

Flashing Lights and Sounds Twinkling Light on Tip Requires 3-AA Batteries (Not Included) Approx. 14 inches WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

10″ Super Sound and Light Pulsating Action SPACE WARS TOY!

Features lights, sound effects, and pulsating action. Flashing Lights and Sounds Twinkling Light on Tip Requires 3-AA Batteries (Not Included) Approx. 10 inches WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

9″ Flashing Lights, Sounds and Pulsating Action SUPER TOY!

Features lights, sound effects, rotating barrel, and pulsating action. Flashing Lights and Sounds 360 Spinning Revolver On.Off Switch Twinkling Light on Tip Requires 3-AA Batteries (Not Included) Approx. 9 inches WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

Combat Mission Toy with Flashing Lights, Motion, Sound Effects and Accessories

Bright Colorful LED Light Effects Toy Combat Action Sound Effects 3/4 Scale Detailed Model 26 inches Needs 3AA Batteries (Not Included)

The Border Patrol Set & Hat Combo

The Border Patrol Set & Hat Combo comes with a green U.S. Border Patrol hat, 2 Border Patrol officers, 2 Border Patrol canines, a barbed wire barrier, and 2 illegal aliens. Technically that's 7 pieces, as printed on the box. But if you look closely, you'll be happy to see that this kit includes dozens of parts and accessories.

Build The Wall (The ORIGINAL MAGA Building Blocks Toy)

We are pleased to offer a unique product paying tribute to those building the wall: MAGA Building Blocks. This toy makes a great Christmas gift for your kids and grandkids, a great gag gift for your next office party, a great curio for your bookshelf. There is no limit to how many of either set you can purchase, so stock up now. Whether you buy just one, or enough to keep your friends and extended family entertained for a lifetime, this deal is just too good to pass up.

The Border Patrol Kit (MAGA Building Blocks Toy)

The Border Patrol Kit comes with 2 Border Patrol officers, 2 Border Patrol canines, a barbed wire barrier, and 2 additional figures attempting to cross the border. Technically that's 7 pieces, as printed on the box. But if you look closely, you'll be happy to see that this kit includes dozens of parts and accessories. There is no limit to how many of either set you can purchase, so stock up now. Whether you buy just one, or enough to keep your friends and extended family entertained for a lifetime, this deal is just too good to pass up.

William Wallace / Braveheart Limited Edition Collector’s Item

Sir William Wallace (Scottish Gaelic: Uilleam Uallas [ˈɯʎam ˈuəl̪ˠəs̪] died 23 August 1305) was a Scottish knight who became one of the main leaders during the Wars of Scottish Independence. Since his death, Wallace has obtained an iconic status far beyond his homeland. He is the protagonist of Blind Harry's 15th-century epic poem The Wallace and the subject of literary works by Sir Walter Scott and Jane Porter, and of the Academy Award-winning film Braveheart. Assembly required (that's part of the fun!)

Statue of Liberty Limited Edition Collector’s Item

"The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World" was a gift of friendship from the people of France to the United States and is recognized as a universal symbol of freedom and democracy. Though, of course, the United States is a Republic, not a Democracy. Assembly required (that's part of the fun!)

Chuck Norris Limited Edition Collector’s Item

This limited edition collector's item comes with a set of nunchucks.

Statue of Liberty Key Chain

"The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World" was a gift of friendship from the people of France to the United States and is recognized as a universal symbol of freedom and democracy. Some assembly required (that's part of the fun!)

Crusader Figurine Limited Edition Collector’s Item

Remember our Christian ancestors of the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries, who embarked on a series of military expeditions to recover the Holy Land from the radical Islam? Their mission and bravery saved Western Civilization! For God and Country! Assembly required (that's part of the fun!)

Trump Man Limited Edition Collector’s Item

Our beloved 45th President is now available as a limited edition figurine. This Donald Trump figurine comes with a mini MAGA trucker cap that is interchangeable with his famous hair. He's also holding a removable executive order! Assembly required (that's part of the fun!)

Build the Wall Construction Co. T-shirt

The Build The Wall Kit Toy is the #1 most hated toy by the left so we made a T-shirt to go with it! You can also pair it up with The Border Patrol Kit. It's guaranteed to create gallons of snowflake tears when you wear it! God Bless Trump! Secure the border now.

Build The Wall Toy T-Shirt

This humorous T-shirt was inspired by the best-selling, most politically-incorrect toy EVER -- The Build The Wall MAGA Building Blocks set. This is the first official T-shirt for our controversial new brand and is sure to become a collector's item.

ROCK EM’ SOCK EM’ TRUMP PEN

This Beautifully Sculpted Donald Trump "PUNCHING" & "TALKING" Figurine PEN says 10 Lines in Trump’s own Voice! It's almost 8 inches long and pen is surprisingly good for writing activities. "MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN" and this will do it.

Trump 2020 Pack #1: includes YARD SIGN – STICKER & PIN (PLEASE SHARE ON Facebook – Twitter – Instagram) GET THE WORD OUT! (Copy)

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP is what America NEEDS AND REQUIRES. Campaign seasons has begun. Get on the Trump train by picking up one or more of the #1 Trump 2020 Packs. Each pack includes a yard sign, bumper sticker (we may substitute a similar bumper sticker from the one shown here), and pin.

WOODS CAMO – Re-Elect Trump 2020 “Keep America Great” Hat

We invite you to display your affirmation of the work Trump and Pence have been doing for the American people, by boldly wearing one of this Re-Elect Trump 2020 hat. 3-D High Definition embroidery Embroidered 45 and USA on sides 6-Panel Structured Adjustable Velcro® Fastener 100% Acrylic

CAMO – Re-Elect Trump 2020 “Keep America Great” Hat

We invite you to display your affirmation of the work Trump and Pence have been doing for the American people, by boldly wearing one of this Re-Elect Trump 2020 hat. 3-D High Definition embroidery Embroidered 45 and USA on sides 6-Panel Structured Adjustable Velcro® Fastener 100% Acrylic

Trump Keep America First “CAR FLAG” (12″x 18″) – DOUBLE SIDED – TOP QUALITY FABRIC (Copy) (Copy)

These TRUMP KEEP AMERICA FIRST car flags are a perfect way for us to gear up for the coming election! They are extremely high quality with the best plastics and ROUGH TEX(tm) FABRIC and ARE DOUBLE SIDED!

Trump MAGA “CAR FLAG” (12″x 18″) – DOUBLE SIDED – TOP QUALITY FABRIC

These TRUMP MAGA car flags are a perfect way for us to gear up for the coming election! They are extremely high quality with the best plastics and ROUGH TEX(tm) FABRIC and ARE DOUBLE SIDED!

Trump Nation “CAR FLAG” (12″x 18″) – DOUBLE SIDED – TOP QUALITY FABRIC

These TRUMP NATION car flags are a perfect way for us to gear up for the coming election! They are extremely high quality with the best plastics and ROUGH TEX(tm) FABRIC and ARE DOUBLE SIDED!

Trump 2020 “CAR FLAG” (12″x 18″) – DOUBLE SIDED – TOP QUALITY FABRIC

These TRUMP 2020 car flags are a perfect way for us to gear up for the coming election! They are extremely high quality with the best plastics and ROUGH TEX(tm) FABRIC and ARE DOUBLE SIDED!

BLINKING LIGHTS Trump 2020 USA RWB – “Keep America Great” – PIN (Red, White and Blue Lights)

Make a political statement with this fabulous light-up blinking patriotic button. Support the re-election of our GREAT President, Donald J. Trump in 2020. Let's "Keep America Great." Round button: Red, blue and gold design. 1 3/4 inch diameter Red, White and Blue blinking lights SEE THE VIDEO BELOW!

LIVE .357 “PUNISHER TRUMP” 125G Jacketed Hollow Point (HP) AMMO

Brass: Factory NEW Bullet/Grain:158g Velocity: 1230, 10" 50 rounds per box Made in the USA Top quality We DO NOT ship ammunition to: Alaska, California, Connecticut, Hawaii, Illinois, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Washington D.C., APO & FPO Address, or PO. Boxes. ** THIS IS REAL LIVE AMMO — NOT A TOY! **

Trump 2020 “DOZEN” Packs #1: includes 12 YARD SIGNS – 12 STANDS – 12 STICKERS & 12 PINS (PLEASE SHARE ON Facebook – Twitter – Instagram) GET THE WORD OUT! (Copy)

Campaign seasons has begun. Get on the Trump train by picking up one or more of the #1 Trump 2020 Packs. Each pack includes a yard sign, bumper sticker (we may substitute a similar bumper sticker from the one shown here), and pin. Shipping January 8.

Custom 3-D Embroidered Trump ‘Make America Great Again’ Signature Hat (100% Cotton NAVY BLUE Cap)

100% Cotton-Twill Expert 3D Embroidery Donald Trump Signature Embroidered Velcro Adjustable 6 Panel Structured

Custom 3-D Embroidered Trump ‘Make America Great Again’ Signature Hat (100% Cotton Black Cap)

100% Cotton-Twill Expert 3D Embroidery Donald Trump Signature Embroidered Velcro Adjustable 6 Panel Structured

Trump 2020 – 100% Cotton Panel CAP | 3 Colors

Custom Embroidered 6 Panel Structured Adjustable Velcro® Fastener 100% COTTON

All Aboard The Trump Train Drink Koozie

Keep your beer cold and celebrate Donald Trump's presidency at the same time.

Drink Koozie: If You Don’t Like Trump Then You Probably Won’t Like Me … And I’m OK With That

Keep your beer cold and celebrate Donald Trump's presidency at the same time.

Drink Koozie: Hell Yeah I Vote Trump And I Will Do It Again 2020

Keep your beer cold and celebrate Donald Trump's presidency at the same time.

Veterans For Trump Drink Koozie

Keep your beer cold and celebrate Donald Trump's presidency at the same time.

Trump 2020 Keep America Great Slogan Drink Koozie

Keep your beer cold and celebrate Donald Trump’s presidency at the same time.

Punisher Trump 2020 Keep America Great Drink Koozie

Keep your beer cold and celebrate Donald Trump's presidency at the same time.

BLINKING LIGHTS Trump 2020 – GOLD FACE – “Keep America Great” PIN (Red, White and Blue Lights)

Make a political statement with this fabulous light-up blinking patriotic button. Support the re-election of our GREAT President, Donald J. Trump in 2020. Let's "Keep America Great." Round button: Red, blue and gold design. 1 3/4 inch diameter Red, White and Blue blinking lights SEE THE VIDEO BELOW!