Have you ever wondered what happens to all the students that come to the United States on visas after they finish their education? Some crash planes into buildings and others work for our government on expired visas.
During the early 1980s, when I attended Southwest Missouri State University, the campus was flooded with foreign students. A large number of these students were Iranians. I married one such student and uncovered a web of lies and fraud that spanned from a college professor all the way to the United States State Department. In an age of technology and internet resources, today I could easily do a background check on a new guy my daughter may be dating or a new employee, but in 1982, I probably would have needed to hire someone and have a lot of money set aside to investigate someone’s background.
Often a person’s family can give insight as to who you may be involved with, but in my case it was a false sense of security. The family was terrific. Lucky me! I just happen to get the bad one of the family. I was 18 and my new husband, Farzad Dastmalchi, was 26. I was born in California, and according to Farzad, he was born in Missouri and grew up in Iran. I’m sure he must have been, because he had a Missouri birth registration card that said he was, right? Wrong!
Many people do not know the difference between a birth registration card and a birth certificate, and at eighteen years old, I was no exception.
Becoming a US citizen is easy if you don’t want to go through the long process of doing it the legal way. This is what I like to call the “ACME” kit for citizenship. The first step is to look through the obituaries and find a woman who died around the same time you were born or would like to be born.
The second step is to find two old geezers that don’t mind swearing, under penalty of perjury, that they witnessed your being born, at home, to said woman, and she just happened to die during child birth.
Of course, this was an unwanted pregnancy for this woman because she was unmarried, so it was kept quiet for over 18 years, and you were raised by your father, who was visiting the US when he had this secret affair. Your father took you back to Iran after you were born in the US because your mother was dead. Now, if you can get an anti-government college professor to be one of your witnesses, like Farzad did that really makes your story credible. Also, if you can find an old Bible at the thrift store or estate sale and fill out the pages where it lists “Births, Marriages, and Deaths.” This will be adequate legal proof of birth, and you won’t need the two witnesses. If this information is in a Bible, then it must be true, because according to our reputable government, people don’t lie about things in a Bible.
It’s amazing how many old Bibles are out there with these important pages still blank, which is very helpful if you don’t run across any American traitors when you first arrive here from a terrorist country.
The third step is to fill out the form titled “Delayed Birth Registration.” This form is great because it can be filled out any time after an undocumented birth.
The fourth step is to take your new birth registration card down to the Social Security Office and get your new Social Security card.
The fifth step is taking your new Birth Registration card and your new Social Security card down to the Department of Motor Vehicles and get your new driver’s license.
This whole process is so much faster and easier than getting citizenship the old fashioned way and it cuts out all that annoying waiting time; just ask Barack Obama. This process is especially beneficial to terrorists who need to get established right away and make new friends and connections at companies like McDonnell Douglas and General Dynamics, which is step six: Getting your secret security clearance to work on government defense contracts.
If you think this is a joke, think again! This is how the wool was pulled over my eyes by my ex-husband Farzad. I discovered this after the fact.
In my next article, find out how Fred turned the tables on the FBI, INS and the State Department when he got caught with all his fake documents two days after 9/11. For the full story with all the details, pick up my new release Under the Watchful Eye from Tate Publishing and Amazon.
If this has you hopping mad, why not contact Congressman Darrell Issa and ask why Farzad has not been deported from the States. You can contact him here. Issa would be the man to go to, since he leads the House Oversight Committee. Also, the Federal prosecutor’s email is [email protected].Facebook and Twitter, and follow our friends at RepublicanLegion.com.