It’s not every day that you get to write a headline like that one, folks, but it is true; Police in Tennessee have a nightmarish potential problem on their hands.
It sounds like something out of a Syfy original movie like Sharknado or Sharktopus versus Pteracuda, (which are both real movies, I might add). The idea that alligators could be getting hopped up on synthetic crank and terrorizing Tennessee from Rocky Top to Memphis is just too wild for real life, isn’t it?
Not according to authorities inside the Loretta Police Department.
“Our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek,” police said, “but they are not really prepared for meth.”
Then came the clincher, and a little dig at their southerly neighbors as well.
But in addition to birds, officials said if the water headed far enough downstream… “it would create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama.”
“They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”
The warning came after a suspect attempted to flush drugs and paraphernalia down the toilet before police could properly search his residence.
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