Boehner Defends Criticisms

After receiving some unfavorable publicity for retaliative actions, John “sore spineless winner” Boehner has graced the cameras with his presence to defend criticism from his conservative critics. Boo hoo Boehner stated he was being “unfairly painted” as some of the problem in Washington when “he has brought conservative principles and transparency back to Congress.”

Yes, he made everything so transparent that he hurriedly ran to Nancy Pelosi to get the “crummy bus” resolution passed before anyone had a chance to read it before the vote and the resolution did nothing to challenge Obama’s illegal amnesty.

Despite this action, “Spineless” Boehner stated, “During my years here, when I voted, I had the eighth most conservative voting record in Congress.”

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If that’s the case “Squishy,” then please tell American citizens what happened to change you as “inquiring minds would like to know.”

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Mr. Boo hoo Boehner admitted that it pained him when people called him “spineless or a squishy;” but, the most painful remark is when he is described as the “establishment.”

“I’m the most anti-establishment speaker we’ve ever had,” Boehner said.

Boehner defended his record by reminding everyone of his accomplishments.

“Who was the guy who got rid of earmarks? Me. Who’s the guy who believes in regular order? Me. Who believes in allowing more members to participate in the process from both sides of the aisle? Me.”

Well, Spineless, even a broken clock tells the correct time twice a day.

Boehner declared that he was comfortable in his own self-tanning gone wrong or liver failure orange skin and would do his best to show all members of Congress he’s “up to the job” he was given.

Squishy chalked up the attempt to replace him as frustration with his leadership stemming from a broader frustration with the economy.

“The American people are very frustrated,” Boehner contended. “They’re frustrated in a struggling economy, they’re frustrated that they don’t think Washington is listening, and they want action.”

“This frustration that’s out there, they need to take out on somebody. They take it out on the president, they take it out on me, and it comes with the territory,” he said.

You just don’t get it, do you, Squishy? The American people don’t “think” that Washington is not listening; they know Washington is not listening as evidenced by what just happened with the vote to replace you as Speaker, passing of the “crummy bus” resolution funding illegal, unconstitutional amnesty, caving to Obama and Democrats time and time again, and failure to champion or support eradication of unconstitutional legislation along with your “disagreement” with the impeachment provision contained in the Constitution of the United States of America. Personally, I disagree with the President having the power to grant pardons for offenses against the United States, except impeachment; but, it is part of the Constitution and the law. As a reminder, the Constitution is not a Chinese buffet.

And, if you were so concerned about member participation to the fullest, you would stop your buddy Nunes from drafting that retaliative resolution that would prevent anyone dissenting against a Speaker from holding chair positions. Going back even further, you would not have removed Webster or Nugent for voting along their constituent base if you were interested in Washington being a listening post for the masses. You quickly started the “Fred Flintstone” back peddling when unflattering publicity about your actions plastered the news. But now, you are saying no final decisions have been made.

You deserve the label “squishy,” since you cannot hold to any decision and waffle like a flag every time the wind blows. The only difference between you and a flag is a flag has a strong pole for a spine to anchor it from blowing away whereas you have none, which accounts for your falling down on the job and the label “spineless.”

Take off your blinders, Boo hoo. You are part of the problem in Washington. Exactly who is it you support? It’s evident it changes with the hour and minute of the day; but, you consistently push aside, discount and actively work against conservatives in the House and the conservative citizen base. Sen. Mitch McConnell would love nothing better than to “crush” the TEA party, a grassroots conservative movement. If you are unaware, he is part of your party.

On the Rush Limbaugh radio show the other day, retired Utah Senator Robert Bennett stated that Republicans needed to eliminate the influence of conservatives, as conservatives are ruining the party. Bennett stated that the TEA party had gone over the edge and was operating like “Alice in Limbaughland.” He went on to say that with the continued interference by conservatives, Democrats would be winning elections for the next 8 cycles. Again, he is a member of your party.

If you are as conservative as you say, Bennett is suggesting you, sir, as a conservative, are ruining the party. But, everyone knows that you proclaiming to be a conservative is nothing but an out and out lie. Members of your own party are making inflammatory statements against the conservative voting base; yet, you remain silent.

Whatever it is you are, Squishy, you are no conservative. You are compromised between the “establishment” and the RINOs while proclaiming conservativism. It’s a new category of functioning within the Republican Party which America will see more of in the future. You “conestabRINOs” flip flop so much it would put to shame any fish hauled up on a pier. No one knows exactly where any of you will land when a vote comes around; but, it is obvious most all of you have ceased listening to your constituent voting base.

Open your eyes, Spineless. The frustration from the American people is not just about the economy. It is also about the loss of freedom perpetrated at the hands of government. It is the constant intrusion of government into every aspect of American life from what we eat to forced medical procedures despite exercising informed consent to refrain from treatment. It is the tyrannical, despotic, dictator-like actions of a man occupying the Oval Office that Congress refuses to address. To add insult to injury, the American government supports and aligns itself with our enemies while declaring hard-working, conservative, Christian, 2nd Amendment-advocating, freedom-supporting, patriotic citizens as its enemies while opening its arms to “pardon” millions of non-citizens after they have violated our laws. If this were not enough, add the fueling of racial division, support for Christian persecution, brain washing of our children, the support of the murder of the most innocent of citizens, John Kerry signing the UN small arms treaty, Obamacare, and the support for an immoral lifestyle and you have a culmination of ingredients that amount to a social nuclear bomb counting down to detonation.

So you, spineless, squishy, Boo hoo, are a pitiful excuse for a man—take your lashes, as they are well-deserved and indefensible as you are in essence the captain of the ship “House of Representatives,” and a captain is responsible for all actions that occur on his ship. Your ship, Boo hoo, has inadequate leadership for the tasks at hand, and the Tyranny Clock is sitting at 1 minute to midnight.

The same goes for Reid and will for McConnell as it relates to the Senate. But, that is a topic for another day.

In case you need the simplified version for your mentality, Squishy; shut up, put on your big boy pants, and take it like a man.

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