Rat Skates

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Rat Skates

Rat Skates is an award-winning filmmaker, writer and musician. He is most widely known as a director of music documentaries and his contributions to the thrash metal genre as the founding drummer of Overkill.

The Taker Meets The Giver: Bernie’s Ride in The Truth Box

Rat Skates March 11, 2019

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LIVE 40 S&W [180g] “Punisher Trump” Hollow Point Ammo

This 180g Hollow Point projectile is easy to shoot and provides excellent expansion. Brass: Factory New Bullet/Grain: 180g HP Velocity: 970/4" 50 rounds per box Made in the USA DO NOT USE “PAYPAL” TO PURCHASE AMMO. ORDERS WITH PAYPAL WILL BE CANCELLED. ONLY CREDIT or DEBIT CARDS MAY BE USED. ** THIS IS REAL LIVE AMMO -- NOT A TOY! **

Santa Trump ‘MAGA Christmas’ Card, With Envelopes (5-Pack)

Imagine the look on the faces of family and friends when they open up the Santa Trump Christmas card you sent them. Imagine, if you will, hundreds of refrigerators around the nation adorned with this beautifully provocative card. It's easy if you try.

Patriotic Holiday: LANG Boxed Christmas Card Set

With LANG quality features such as linen embossed paper stock and glitter embellishment, these are a truly special way to connect with loved ones around the holidays. The box set includes 18 cards and 19 matching envelopes in a sturdy keepsake box.

An American Christmas: LANG Boxed Christmas Card Set

With linen embossed paper stock, heartwarming artwork by Susan Winget and loving holiday wishes, the Snowy Country Church Boxed Christmas Cards will surely make a lasting impression this holiday season. The box set includes 18 cards and 19 matching envelopes in a sturdy keepsake box.

USA Constitution Ornament (Collector’s Item)

• Laser Engraved • Wooden Ornament • Hand made in the USA by American patriots

Made in America: A Modern Collection of Classic Recipes

Acclaimed Kansas City chef and recipient of the 2013 James Beard award for Best Chef Midwest, Colby Garrelts and his wife, Megan, a James Beard semifinalist for Best Pastry Chef, feature their favorite library of American classics redefined by easy, chef inspired techniques, quality ingredients, and a love for regional flavors from their Midwestern roots.

G.I. Joe & Lillie: Remembering a Life of Love and Loyalty

Joe Bonsall, member of the Oak Ridge Boys quartet, reflects on the dramatic and inspiring lives of his parents Joe & Lillie Bonsall.

White House Christmas 2019 Commemorative Laser Engraved Ornament

We worked closely with the patriotic artists responsible for our line of laser engraved ornaments to design a classy commemorative 2019 Christmas ornament honoring the residence of our beloved first family, the White House. Please note that quantities are limited.

Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol AudioDrama, Unabridged (on 4 CDs)

Dramatized by best-selling narrator Steve Cook, this unabridged re-telling of the Dickens' classic has something for everyone. Performing no fewer than 32 different voices over cinematic sound effects and music, Steve will have even the biggest Scrooges hanging on every word, and even the un-sleepiest of Tiny Tims drifting off to dreamland in no time.

Trump 2020 ‘Keep America Great’ Quartz Wristwatches

You are cordially invited to our Trump 2020 reelection watch party. Available in five compelling styles, there's sure to be at least one that fits any personality, any occasion. At this price, these watches make for a great stocking stuffer.

Santa Trump Night Before Christmas Print

It’s The Night Before Christmas ... like you’ve NEVER heard it before. It’s a saltier, sassier MAGA rendition than the version we’re used to hearing on Christmas Eve. Absolutely hilarious.

Reagan Bush ’84 Commemorative Hat (100% Cotton-Twill)

Premium Quality 100% Cotton Twill Cap 6 Panel Structured Adjustable Velcro Strap

15″ Sound, Light and Pulsating Action CAMO Combat Toy

Flashing Lights and Sounds Twinkling Light on Tip & Light Up Scope Rotating Barrel Requires 3-AA Batteries (Not Included) Approx. 15 inches WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

14″ Super Sound and Light Pulsating Action SPACE WARS Toy (Black and Gold)

Flashing Lights and Sounds Twinkling Light on Tip Requires 3-AA Batteries (Not Included) Approx. 14 inches WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

10″ Super Sound and Light Pulsating Action SPACE WARS TOY!

Features lights, sound effects, and pulsating action. Flashing Lights and Sounds Twinkling Light on Tip Requires 3-AA Batteries (Not Included) Approx. 10 inches WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

9″ Flashing Lights, Sounds and Pulsating Action SUPER TOY!

Features lights, sound effects, rotating barrel, and pulsating action. Flashing Lights and Sounds 360 Spinning Revolver On.Off Switch Twinkling Light on Tip Requires 3-AA Batteries (Not Included) Approx. 9 inches WATCH VIDEO BELOW!

Combat Mission Toy with Flashing Lights, Motion, Sound Effects and Accessories

Bright Colorful LED Light Effects Toy Combat Action Sound Effects 3/4 Scale Detailed Model 26 inches Needs 3AA Batteries (Not Included)

MAGA Building Block Sets (Pre-Holiday Sale)

We are offering both the original "Build The Wall Set" and the follow-up "The Border Patrol Set" at an unprecedented $12.95. There is no limit to how many of either set you can purchase, so stock up now for Christmas.

The Border Patrol Set & Hat Combo

The Border Patrol Set & Hat Combo comes with a green U.S. Border Patrol hat, 2 Border Patrol officers, 2 Border Patrol canines, a barbed wire barrier, and 2 illegal aliens. Technically that's 7 pieces, as printed on the box. But if you look closely, you'll be happy to see that this kit includes dozens of parts and accessories.

Build The Wall Set & Hat Combo

Build The Wall (The ORIGINAL MAGA Building Blocks Toy)

We are pleased to offer a unique product paying tribute to those building the wall: MAGA Building Blocks. This toy makes a great Christmas gift for your kids and grandkids, a great gag gift for your next office party, a great curio for your bookshelf. There is no limit to how many of either set you can purchase, so stock up now. Whether you buy just one, or enough to keep your friends and extended family entertained for a lifetime, this deal is just too good to pass up.

The Border Patrol Kit (MAGA Building Blocks Toy)

The Border Patrol Kit comes with 2 Border Patrol officers, 2 Border Patrol canines, a barbed wire barrier, and 2 additional figures attempting to cross the border. Technically that's 7 pieces, as printed on the box. But if you look closely, you'll be happy to see that this kit includes dozens of parts and accessories. There is no limit to how many of either set you can purchase, so stock up now. Whether you buy just one, or enough to keep your friends and extended family entertained for a lifetime, this deal is just too good to pass up.

William Wallace / Braveheart Limited Edition Collector’s Item

Sir William Wallace (Scottish Gaelic: Uilleam Uallas [ˈɯʎam ˈuəl̪ˠəs̪] died 23 August 1305) was a Scottish knight who became one of the main leaders during the Wars of Scottish Independence. Since his death, Wallace has obtained an iconic status far beyond his homeland. He is the protagonist of Blind Harry's 15th-century epic poem The Wallace and the subject of literary works by Sir Walter Scott and Jane Porter, and of the Academy Award-winning film Braveheart. Assembly required (that's part of the fun!)

Statue of Liberty Limited Edition Collector’s Item

"The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World" was a gift of friendship from the people of France to the United States and is recognized as a universal symbol of freedom and democracy. Though, of course, the United States is a Republic, not a Democracy. Assembly required (that's part of the fun!)

Santa Trump ‘MAGA Christmas’ Card, With Envelopes (5-Pack)

Trump 2020 ‘Keep America Great’ Quartz Wristwatches

Santa Trump Night Before Christmas Print

It’s The Night Before Christmas ... like you’ve NEVER heard it before. It’s a saltier, sassier MAGA rendition than the version we’re used to hearing on Christmas Eve. Absolutely hilarious.

Liberal Tears Mug (Red, White, Blue)

True generosity and charity happens when individuals share with others in need. Not when the state confiscates private property and redistributes wealth. Conservatives, drink up! Please note that this mug is not entirely dishwasher safe; we recommend you hand wash it.

Donald Drains the Swamp

Donald might just be a caveman. But when the people ask for his help, he realizes there’s only one way to save the kingdom.

Melania Trump: Elegance in the White House Hardcover, By L. D. Hicks

A stunning 112-page photo collection showcasing Melania Trump’s time as First Lady of the United States.

Trump “Keep America First” Red Vanity License Plate

Vanity License Plate Cover Size: 12" x 6" Aluminum License Plate Made from top quality, thick-gauge aluminum

Trump 2020 Red White and Blue (9 Stars) Vanity License Plate

Vanity License Plate Cover Size: 12" x 6" Aluminum License Plate Made from top quality, thick-gauge aluminum

Trump 45th President of the United States of America Stars and Stripes Embroidered Knit Beanies (LIMITED EDITION)

BEAUTIFUL Heavy Knit-Cuffed Pom Pom Beanie. Custom Embroidered One Size Fits Most. Made of 100% Acrylic. Machine Wash Cold. Lay Flat or Hang To Dry. Thick and Warm

Gonzales Come and Take It Pin (gold plated, enamel filled, epoxy coated)

This lapel pin is certain to be a talking point wherever you wear it! GONZALES COME & TAKE IT TEXAS FLAG Cloisonne Lapel Pin Gold Plated Epoxy Coated Soft Enamel Color Filling

Trump 2020 “KEEP AMERICA FIRST” Wooden Laser Engraved Ornament (LIMITED EDITION)

Never mix politics and holidays? Nah. We celebrate our President, and want others to reflect on the blessings we've received through his tireless work on our behalf. KAG, Santa Baby. • Laser Engraved • Wooden Ornament • Hand made in the USA by American patriots