Imagine a time in the future when Canada’s Muslim population decides it’s tired of waiting – it’s had enough of America’s decadence and is ready to take action against us.
Their leader, Salaam al-Bakr al-Hoser-eh and his Back Bacon Brigade have been stockpiling weapons, including rockets.
On a warm summer morning, the quiet of a major city is shattered by dozens of rockets raining down on it. Areas of Detroit are demolished.
Okay… Wait… That’s a bad example and poor scouting of the Canadian terror group. In Detroit, no one would even notice the difference.
All right – how about the Vancouver-based terror group raining missiles down on the café lined streets of Seattle.
Like ISIS, the Back Bacon Brigade have actually taken over parts of Canada that border the United States and have set up their own quasi-government, and a weakened Canada is just allowing it to happen.
Well, upon hearing the attacks on the TV news, President Malia Obama calls for a press conference, where she announces that the United States will conduct controlled pinpoint attacks on the growing Back Bacon Brigade scourge.
She proclaims that, “The goals are to restore quiet to American cities for a long period of time, and to substantially hit the terrorist infrastructure.”
In the days following her speech, more American cities are fired upon. Few missiles get through thanks to strategically placed Patriot missile batteries, but it still has a demoralizing effect on American citizens, who now live in constant fear.
President Obama’s measured counterattacks are having some success, but not enough. The United Nations then inserts itself, and on behalf of the Brigade, calls for a cease-fire.
After several weeks of this back and forth, the head of Madame President’s Security Council, Richard “Patton” Cheney III (don’t know how he got in there) breaks from the White House and holds his own presser.
At the podium he declares, “There should be no cease-fire. America has no good option. The right option is not to agree to a cease-fire but to topple the new Back Bacon regime. I realize that due to their entrenched positions in various cities, the operation will be complicated and looks frightening, but the alternative is worse. If we must, if there is no alternative, if we must then occupy those areas for a period of time to assure the safety of our citizens, then so be it. If America does not take this action now, it will need to do so in another number of months, when it may face even worse conditions.”
Now, of course, this is all fantasy – and not a good one. But if this were to happen, on which side might the American people come down – Obama or Cheney? And would they, or should they care what the rest of the world thinks or says?
I contend that at least 90% of American citizens would side with Cheney. Unfortunately, this is no fantasy for Israel. It’s a nightmare scenario being played out as you read this.
The quotes from Madame President are actually direct quotes from Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Cheney’s quotes come directly from the mouth of Israeli Security Council member and Foreign Minister Avigdor Liberman.
As much as I admire the Prime Minister, I must disagree with him on this and agree with Minister Liberman.
Think of how you felt after 9/11. As horrible as that was – it was one and done. The Israelis are having to endure rocket attacks day after day.
Just think about that the next time you hear some lefty dope insist that Israel must negotiate a peace.
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