If the United States wishes to be truly progressive – we must look to Europe. Yes, Europe will show us the way to true utopian socialism where gas is $10 a gallon and everything that isn't or is nailed down is taxed. They can show us how to be more accepting of Islamic culture so that all our cities can be overrun with those of the Muslim faith; where whole swaths of once great European metropolises follow Sharia law and become infidel no-go zones.

Yes, for all these reasons, we must look across the pond to countries like Germany, where over a century ago, good academic progressives in America learned their craft – fashioning the grand collective.

But wait… there's more, that is, if we wish to achieve true politically correct enlightenment.

On April 1, the AP reported (I suspect rather gleefully) that, "A new burial area for lesbians only is being inaugurated in a two century old cemetery in the German capital, Berlin, this weekend."

The 400 square meter area will be cordoned off in a Lutheran cemetery that was established in 1814. The site will be reserved for up to 80 lesbians. If you're the 81st – I guess it's better luck next time. Oh, wait – you'd be dead, so there is no "next time." I guess you'll just have to suffer an eternity with us homophobic heterosexuals.

Usah Zachau is a spokeswoman for the Safia Association, an organization for elderly lesbians. The AP says she's a woman. This may just be an assumption for I have not been able to confirm her Facebook category.

She said the burial ground will be a space "where the lesbian community can live together in the afterlife."

Yes, Usah, that's how it works. God has a community set aside for 80 dead lesbians.

In exchange for landscaping and upkeep, the group was given use of the 4300 square foot area for 30 years. What happens after that? Well, the report doesn't say.

Do the Lutherans come dig them up and haul them away? Or, do they desecrate the site by burying heterosexuals in unused plots?

What if before the 30 years is up, they run out of lesbians to do the landscaping? Maybe, as suggested by that Florida Democrat candidate who lost the recent election, they bring over some Mexicans to clean up the place. You know – do the work the lesbians won't do.

So I guess the logical question to ask from this absurdity is – how long until an LGBT group here in the United States demands the right to their own cemetery. Notice I said, "demand" and not ask or negotiate with a cemetery organization. These groups don't ask for anything. They demand – we comply.

How long will it be before some Democrat politician claims it to be a civil right to have separate homosexual cemeteries?

Not too long I'd imagine.

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